Well, this sucks,
no more free sex, no
About the Author: Dylan Debelis is a publisher, poet, performer, chaplain, and minister based out of New York City. A candidate for Unitarian Universalist Ministry, Dylan embodies his faith in praxis through his pastoral care and social justice activism. In sermons, writings, and worship, Dylan weaves grotesque worlds, loving embraces, and an off-kilter wit to lead the audience or congregation in a very unorthodox prayer. Pelorus Press, the literary magazine Dylan is a founding editor of, can be found at PelorusPress.org.