Take one half hour following the same meal each day
May cause drowsiness
Do not operate machinery
Alcohol intensifies this effect
Do not lie down for ten minutes after taking this medication
Take with plenty of water
Do not begin a new relationship
Do not make financial decisions
Dim the lights
Put on some music
If you think you are sitting in a cloud, do not panic
If you see a shaman, do not steal his pet
If you see spiders, seek help unless they are real
Real spiders make webs
Real spiders are not the size of a car
Real spiders do not talk.

About the Author:
JD DeHart is a middle school English teacher. His work has previously appeared in Illya's Honey, Modern Dad, Parnassus, Chaff, and AIM.